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  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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wreckamic:

Misty Copeland - 1st African American Woman to join American Ballet Theatre

(via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

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luftangrepp:

florencefallon:

I was searching Star Trek parody accounts on Twitter and found this. Please tell me this is one of you and that you’re going to stick with it! Quality Janeway parody accounts are seriously lacking and outdated. This one appears to be brand new.

I wish I’d done it. Instant follow on that one.

luftangrepp:

florencefallon:

I was searching Star Trek parody accounts on Twitter and found this. Please tell me this is one of you and that you’re going to stick with it! Quality Janeway parody accounts are seriously lacking and outdated. This one appears to be brand new.

I wish I’d done it. Instant follow on that one.

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suckmyclitoris:

funtcucker104:

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

He’s the hero we want and deserve

Me

(Source: mcaubergine, via santas-sex-slave)

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spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(Source: citymod, via daishannigans)

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via whenpetergrewup)

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"If you read one book a week, starting at the age of 5, and live to be 80, you will have read a grand total of 3,900 books, a little over one-tenth of 1 percent of the books currently in print."

— (via bookishintervention)

(Source: bookgeekconfessions, via camelot-has-the-tardis)

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